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trouser chowder

chunks of ejected semen found in one's drawers post-coitus.
I almost got lucky, but got sick when I found she had a bad case of Cheney trouser chowder.
by Icarus33 December 16, 2013
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Trouser Smile

Trouser Smile : a Cum shot in the shap of a mouth on the side of the space bettween there pussy and and ass hole making a :)
I was so horney last night i gave my girl friend a trouser smile.
by Slider Dave December 6, 2009
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Trousers

trousers meansbra
hey wilma, give me my trousers my cherries are sagging
by poo agaib February 20, 2022
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Trouser custard

Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.
- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands

- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
by Bitch as monkeys June 18, 2025
mugGet the Trouser custardmug.

Trouser Hoagie

Slang term for dick, cock, penis, wang, etc.
"Dots walked up to a bitty in Hoagie-Way, and pulled out his trouser hoagie, and smacked that nig in her face."
by Döts~ October 24, 2009
mugGet the Trouser Hoagiemug.

Trouser confidence

To lose your trouser confidence is when you fart but you are scared it will turn into something wet and far much worse
I had a madrass, 5 pints of guiness and half a dozen whiskeys last night. My trouser confidence is not high
by Heatsipop January 21, 2018
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