Tricked Out Welt

To perform a "Tricked Out Welt" you usealy have to deke the bitch out. You tell her to suck daddy's dick then right before her lips touch your meat you pull back. Then you let your meat impact her face 0 to 60 in 2.0 seconds leavin' a nice welt for her boyfriend to see.

Merch™: Haha, see that bitch?
Bluez™: Yeah, what's that red welt on her face bro?
Merch™: Lolz, I fuckin' left the bitch with a Tricked Out Welt before I left.
Bluez™: Damn!

by Merch™ July 14, 2004

plane ticket girl

A women, usually from a poor family or a developing country, who wants to get married with a foreign man to leave the country and have a better life.

I'd stay away from her. She is just a 'plane ticket girl.'

by the cows said moo September 18, 2017

Cajun Bus Ticket

Picking up a cheep hooker and driving her down the street. Whilst arriving several blocks later, you take a bill from your pocket, wipe your ass with it, stick it to her forehead, then drive off.

I picked this hooker that I thought looked good from behind, but low and behold I gave her the Cajun Bus Ticket.

"What is that?" My friend asked!

I replied: "Well! I picked her up, drove a few blocks, got a $5 out of my pocket, wiped my ass with it, stuck it to her forehead, kicked her out of the car, and then drove off."

by ain'tBetterThanAHighLife! April 3, 2009

One way ticket to Burlington

Something a person does or says which definitively proves that one is homosexual (gay marriage being legal in Vermont).

I wasn't certain, but that shirt just brought Greg a one way ticket to Burlington.

by Icepick Trotsky June 20, 2011

tricked up

This is when someone trys to hard do something or make something cool.
It makes it look tricked up.

That bitch looks so tricked up!

by Meme118 May 14, 2005

trickster mallone

someone who is very cunning

you are such a horrible trickster mallone!

by hiyaaaa May 13, 2006

easily tricked

See definition of gullible

The name says it all.

by billyd April 4, 2005