toenails

a word to describe the act of fucking your mates off for a girl or something not involving your friends

TOENAILS!! steve isn't coming out tonight he is busy toenailing his new girlfriend!

by ben reader May 31, 2007

Tobenation

The act of working out with the Tobenator

Tobenation starts at 10:30 am!

by That Guy69365 April 4, 2011

Modus Tolens

The fucken sweetest logic this side of confusius!

Modus Tolens is logic....

if P then Q
If Q then P
Therefore...
P = PQ

WINNING!

by J$$$$$$$$$$$$$ June 6, 2011

tiven

A phrase used to describe a mentally disabled person

Tiven grum

by A_moist_blorgus June 10, 2017

Token

A word used when fondling with your nipples in a random and eccentric mannor.

When you feel the urge takes you, you stand proud, tilt your head, fondle with your nipples whilst in a posh accent you parade around shouting "token token token"

by Kate Hickey November 11, 2005

Tovey

Dogs Body with no life who is solely owned by CCS.

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

Topend

During or after sexual intercourse, while your "partner" is in the cowgirl/reverse cowgirl position you unceremoniously back hand them to the bedroom floor or parking lot, depending on where the coitus is occuring.

Second definition:
While having sex in a plane or on top of a high cliff vigorous thrusting causes your partner to go ass over tea kettle.

Topended:
Becca was glad she had gone for the gold health plan at work. Getting "topended" into a moped will surely require stitches'.

Topending:
Marsha was only a flight attendant and wasn't suppose to jump with the other skydivers. However, "topending" is what she received from a randy instructor. Thankfully her fall to earth was short and filled with orgasms.

Topend:
Not being one to consider the needs of others, Bob would often "topend" his partner as soon as he busted a nut.

by Taco_Exchange and Monkey King March 3, 2009