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rudy tootie 

hes an adorable little fluffball and yk hes a bit of a stubborn butthole and a little mean at first bc he jokes around a lot but once you get to know him hes the best, hes funny too and he makes a lot of stupid ass jokes but you'll laugh smh, there really isn't enough words to describe him, hes just a sweet lil babie
rudy tootie by Moon_07 🐬 April 27, 2021

Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...
"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

rootie tootie mcshooties 

guuns
the thingys that make loud noises and hurt
oh no! they have rootie tootie mcshooties

splooty tooties 

A slang term for diarrhea coined by me as a child which has now spread into the lexicon of a subset of people in Central Ohio
“Where did Dan go?” “I just saw him sprint to the bathroom” “Ah, he must have a bad case of the splooty tooties then”
splooty tooties by Evandm04 August 13, 2023

Minecraft Toosie Slide

When a male spreads a raw testicle gelatin cake over his female spouse/partner and proceeds to have missionary intercourse with them.
“Yeah me and the misses did a Minecraft Toosie Slide last night. Would recommend some fragrance to cover up the smell.”

pop a tootie

When your bum coughs
Excuse me— did you just pop a tootie?
pop a tootie by Ripvonginger August 22, 2020