Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets

The only logical explanation for the instant and sudden need to scratch your balls that you can explain to women.

"I couldn't help it, honey! I had to scratch! It was the Saber-Toothed Crotch Crickets! You know, tiny little buggers with these giant teeth that just randomly sink their teeth into my sack! Hafta itch that!"

by Blitz77 May 21, 2010

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Nebraskan Sweet Tooth

The sexual act were a male sticks his penis in a cotton candy machine while its being made. The results should end up with a twirl of cotton candy on his penis. Then a female eats the cotton candy off by mouth to penis intercourse.

Tanya really would love a Nebraskan Sweet Tooth right now.

by halla3 September 20, 2011

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black tooth grin

2 oz. Seagrams 7 Whiskey
Spalsh of Coca-Cola

Served as a shot. One of Pantera's favorites.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

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Toose

An old alcholic with affections towards young children.

We decided to move when we found out a Toose was moving into the neighborhood.

by Lalala23 February 5, 2009

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toothless wonder

An individual that doesn't care about his personal hygiene and is missing teeth from decay and neglect, yet still does o.k. for themself in other aspects of life.

Hey bruce you toothless wonder, the doctor found your four front tooths, they was hanging on jessies nut sack! Pick em' up at the office.

by kolman December 17, 2009

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