tom kaulitz

The guitarist of German pop rock band sensation, Tokio Hotel. He is known for his hip hop fashion & music sense, dread locks, and the baseball caps which seemingly never come off. Tom is the twin brother of Bill Kaulitz, born 10 minutes before Bill on September 1 1989. Despite being identical twins, they have very different styles (nowdays Bill looks very androgynous) and stopped looking the same since they were about seven. Tom can be found making gallant comments about women, or himself (most of which are jokes). But either way, he loves to talk about anything. Most girl fans of the band are divided by which twin they preffer.

Girl1: God, I love Bill from Tokio Hotel, he's so damn sexy!
Girl2: No way! Tom Kaulitz is so friggen hotter!

by NQS August 21, 2007

The Tom Selleck

Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.

Just before I banged your mom I gave her the Tom Selleck and took a picture!

by Chris Langford June 1, 2007

Tom Harlock

Tom Harlock is an ex-viner who now makes the best YouTube content that you may ever lay eyes upon. From his gorgeous physique to his beautifully witty humor, the man is simply too perfect for the internet. He is far too underrated for being so perfect.

Tom Harlock is handsome, hilarious, sarcastic, intelligent, and under appreciated.

by Toesbeflyin May 20, 2020

Tom Nook

Is coming for those knees

Tom Nook is coming for my knees if I don't pay him
- Jacksepticeye

by nogodnogodpleasenonononoooooo May 2, 2020

Tom Fuckery

1.) All acts of foolishness and misbehaviour that can normally be encompassed by the word Tom Foolery. Substituting "Fuckery" rather than "Foolery" gives the term a more meaningful tonality when used.

What's with all this Tom Fuckery?

I don't want to see anymore Tom Fuckery going on, understand?

by Atticus187 December 22, 2008

Tom D.

It is an acronym for "tities on my dick". Used primarily to signify from male to male that someone wants titties on their dick.

Tim and Bob were talking with Sandy and Tim said "I wish Tom D. was here!"

by BigB1991 March 30, 2010

tom mulcair

A strange orange-skinned alien from Mars.

Greetings Earthlings! My name is Tom Mulcair.

by Stephen Harper Supporter December 8, 2015