tattered

having many tattoos

That girl is too tattered up for me.

by J Bender February 25, 2011

polish toaster struedel

The wonderful meal a guy gets while going down on his girl after she has let another guy blow his load inside of her.

Dude my girl's been cheating on me so there is no telling how many polish toaster struedels I've eaten.

by drash guys June 15, 2009

tatered

To be extremely fatigued after a busy day and a night on the tiles.

Bob awoke, pale and dishevelled, after tiling a floor and a skin full down 'The Travellers'. "I'm absolutely tatered" was his response.

by L.BSeed February 3, 2005

toasted

extremely intoxicated, usually drunk. Often used in small, rather snooty suburban towns to describe drunkenness and the stupidity drunkenness entails.

After one skinny margarita, I was totally toasted.

I was so drunk, all I could think of was cinnamon toasted crunch and pork fried toasted.

by Westport Weekend Woman July 5, 2011

Toaster Mage

1) Likes toasted computers
2) Likes PIE
3) Likes randomness
4) Likes Spam programs
5) Naturally lazy
6) Hate's physical activity of any kind (who doesn't)
7) Has annoyingly Curly Hair
8) Invents days (eg Unhappy error 404 day 04/04/05)
9) Does not own a toaster
10) Uses the phrase "I see..." too much on msn

Someone says "Hello"
Toasty says "I see..."

by Fomar0153 April 5, 2005

Toaster Struedal

A Shit on the Chest with Cum Icing.

He gave her a Cleveland steamer? Nah man he one upped it and gave her a toaster Struedal!

by Matt2008 April 8, 2008

Toaster Strudel

The act of "finishing" or ejaculating on a female after intercourse, usually on the stomach, breasts or even the back. The man juices act as the icing in this situation.

"Do you see that girl over there? I totally strudelled her last weekend."

"Chris isn't that the girl you toaster strudelled this morning?"

by Mattys4 September 4, 2016