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getting a toaster oven

When someone comes out of the closest.

Based off a joke from the 1997 episode, "The Puppy Episode", from the sitcom Ellen; when a gay person "recruits" enough people they then receive a toaster oven from "Headquarters" as a reward.
Mel is finally getting a toaster oven from headquarters!
by stonebutchclues June 24, 2017
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help i got my dick stuck in a toaster

Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing
"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"
by lone potato May 6, 2018
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Brave Little Toaster

The Brave Little Toaster is an animated movie which was created in 1987.

According to IMDB this is the plot:
When a young boy and his family don't come one year to their holiday home, their household appliances, led by the toaster think their master might be in trouble. They decided that rather than stay where they are, they'll try to find them. So beings a dangerous and amusing adventure through the countryside and into the big city.
by Hand of Fate May 1, 2009
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Weaponized Toaster

The best gender that is way better than being a normal toaster, to be a weaponized toaster you must have eaten toast, made toast, have a weapon, not identify yourself as a male or female, and make toaster sounds.
I heard you where a weaponized toaster Ryan

Yes being a weaponized toaster is great, it is the best gender you should be a weaponized toaster too.
by 10/10 toaster February 7, 2020
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Skittle Toaster

A toaster filled with skittles that is left at your house after an raging party.
Dude that party was off the chain!
Yea it was! Best part, I found a skittle toaster in my bathroom!
by TheDman302 July 27, 2010
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Sentient toaster

A toaster that has feelings
by Ace the simp July 31, 2023
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Fucked the toaster

An expression for when you have absolutely, irrevocably fucked up and hurt yourself severely in the process.
Jimmy said "I do, Amanda." to Jenny during their wedding vows, she kicked him in the balls and stormed out. Jimmy really fucked the toaster on that one.
by Grazgriz777 December 5, 2016
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