Dad Toast

Burnt toast and then they burn it even more and then they have the audacity to scrape off the burnt only to toast it some more

Person1: I like my food with a bit of crispy on it
Person2: EW- that's the equivalent of like DAD TOAST
Person1: Dad toast is fire bro, what r u talking about???!?!?!?!?!??

by leavemealone__5 February 10, 2021

twat toast

a noun referring to a black woman's vaginaii

Jim: And let me tell you Larry, i buttered her twat toast all night long
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.

by theonewhohasnolife June 30, 2009

Pussy Toasting

To raise a toast to a pussy - Pussy Toasting

This party needs a pussy toasting - To Pussy!

by hiddenninja- January 8, 2014

Disgusted toast

A fine you tuber with a 1000iq brain

Me: Did you watch sykunno getting beaten by Disgusted toast in that amoung is vidio
Urban dictionary: yeah

by Ramenlion September 16, 2020

French Toast

When you pour syrup in her vagina and dip your french toast in it. After, always clean up by eating the syrup

“Hey babe, can you serve me french toast tomorrow morning?”
“Only if you make me sausage after”

by Hampton Grey April 3, 2021

toast sweat

when you put a piece of hot toast on any surface, and it leaves droplets of condensation behind

Dude, don't leave your toast on the counter, I don't want to clean up the crumbs and toast sweat.

by Jake Stowell April 25, 2006

toast to the Queen

Very similar to taxi for Brown and used in order to cover up and/or diffuse the situation of having released a quantity of noxious vapour from one's anal sphincter. However, should only be used in situations of extreme duress, possibly when there are visiting dignitaries or royalty present due to the seriousness of bringing up Her Majesty's name in vain.

4th Archduke of Wilmington - "My word what is that foul miasma in the air? I feel like my eyes are on fire!"
Wilde, raising glass - "Ladies and gentleman; a toast to the Queen."
Everyone - "The Queen!"
Glasses clink, situation diffused.

by Taylor Durden April 22, 2006