toad lord

a rude man who will try to kill your mans but say your mans is his

1: Axel tried to kill my mans and said he is his only
2: he must be the toad lord

by X_x-JJ-x_X December 07, 2021

Imploding toad

Is a significant other who uses pregnancy as an excuse for EVERYTHING...to include

* being rude, mean and abusive to all she comes in contact with
*blocks you on facebook everyother day
* break up with you every 10 minutes...then somehow making it your fault
*pregnancy is the cause of all actions, none of said actions were caused by her
*soul eater
*causes FLASHBACKS to middle and high school
*headaches
*nausea
*anxiety
* ........

RX:
RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK

You need to dump that girl who is no good for your health, she is an imploding toad.

by Sunshinegrl July 14, 2017

toad poker

A mentally incompetent human being that would rather poke toad with a stick than function like a normal human in society.

Joe Biden is a toad poker.

by Bob 72 May 21, 2021

toads flagpole

In the pornographic film "Super Mario and the 7 bitches" Toad met up with his bitches and pumped them so hard. In this specific scene wii get to see Toads dick nick named "flagpole". This is different from your life because you get no bitches, I bet this is why your dad left you.

suck my toads flagpole

by MAG2.5 June 08, 2023

Frog eating toad

Someone who is stupid and annoying

Person1: what do u think about rakeisha
Person 2: she is such a frog eating toad

by Oof.nope November 11, 2018

toad squishing

Toad squishing is when a man poops in his hand and masturbates.

"ill be there in a minute. Let me finish toad squishing. "

by February 05, 2025

Toad

A deliverer of bad news, usually when you’ve come a long way and don’t need it.

Toad: Thank you, Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

by Big Cocks That Have Hands November 19, 2018