curb hoarder

Someone who takes up two parking spaces on a residential street
Man I was trying to park after a long day but got thwarted by all these curb hoarders
by Detective Inspect April 16, 2023
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da curb

to be close to da curb is when you’re about to fall for someone who has no interest in you
talayah: this kid is so cuteee
ashley: he doesn’t know you, don’t get close to da curb
by whiteManzWhore March 12, 2020
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Curb sack

Becky: Did you hear that John is so poor, that he has to be a curb sack now?
Valerie: Are you fo'real?
Becky: Yea, I am.
Valerie: Ohmigod. I'm totally telling everyone.
by themandarin August 07, 2013
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curb smash

when you take someones head and set them down by the curb and open there mouth than kick to smash there teeth against the curb
I just curb smashed jarred cause he was being a jerk so he deserved it
by baddykat6924 March 26, 2019
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