thebestguyonearth

ME thats who, nothin but the simple truth

my definitions

by thebestguyonearth November 19, 2003

Those've

Those have

Because you're given to be sure of what you not forgot it's to present the present with bunch of forget-me-not that's absolutely essential if not quitessentialy true, should you perceive the world & wish future to pursue. Never ending clocks run slower under a shooting star. Music in meeting impressions are strummed with guitar. Those've hummed new year's tunes in couplet time double never both near & afar have that difference of trouble.

by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

Gooder'ist'nestboyist'thebestaround'whoevergoodersteristboutoistlivegoods

When your with a girl in a bar (kissing her, fingering her or flirting with her)and her trans boy friend shows up and loses to a fight with you

Remember that Trudy girl I totally Gooder'ist'nestboyist'thebestaround'whoevergoodersteristboutoistlivegoodst the shit out of him last night

by potatoes fagit February 19, 2017

carpin all those diems

Sliding into someone's direct messages (probably on instagram) and trying to get them to be your girlfriend and/or get their nudes.

Look at him, carpin all those diems.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 9, 2018

carpin all those diems

diem's as in direct messages. When the world is going to shit around you and you're still on your phone.

Lame guy: Why are you on your phone during a turdstorm?
Cool guy: Lay off me I'm carpin all those diems

by Greg Dingwell October 31, 2017

thebest24211

the best player in cosmic pvp and was to good for that shitty server so he moved to demon

person 1: bro thebest24211 is soooooo good

person 2: ik hes jesus

by cosmic is gay December 7, 2019

Thobeaf

A person (usually female) plump enough to be undesirable to the speaker.

(Pronounced: thohbeef)

"Dude, that chick who was hitting on you last night? Total thobeaf."

by untergeek May 31, 2006