Thirsty 30s

When a men or woman is newly divorced, and there thirsty for sexual adventure

Becky just divorced her high school sweetheart and is so thirsty 30s right now

by zooted3000 November 27, 2021

Thirsty muncher

Someone who is parched from eating

The steak here is so dry and our waiter, Christian, didn’t even bring us a refill on our drinks! We’re some thirsty munchers.

by ChristianJR2003 July 26, 2018

Thirsty

An adjective used in describing a girl deliberately fishing for male compliments, attention and likes on their social media.

Person one: Did you see Kayla's new insta post?! She's half naked.

Person two: Yeah, that bitch is thirsty AF!

by lady lauren May 28, 2020

thirsty hamster

A thirsty hamster is when a man lays across a sunroof on top of a vehicle, and allows his erection to protrude into the car, for a another person (man or woman) to perform oral sex as a hamster might suck at a water 💦 bottle.

I got Susie to do the thirsty hamster at the drive in.

by Mad Choctaw March 3, 2024

Thirsty hamster

1. Find a vehicle with a sunroof

2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster

Hey bob I was hanging out with Becky last night and she gave Varner the new thirsty hamster cock milking yoga exercise.

by JOE THE GOAT March 1, 2024

Thirsty

When you feel dehydrated and need water

I am thirsty

by an idiot July 22, 2021

thirsty hamster

A sexual act where the male lays on top of a vehicle and dangles his penis down through the sunroof while his partner sucks on it from inside the vehicle like a hamster drinking water.

Last night after a few drinks my girlfriend was feeling kinky and performed a thirsty hamster on me.

by SUPERNOVA8 February 21, 2024