tainted berserker

A relative of the dingleberry, the tainted berserker is a fierce fleck of fecal matter that has invaded upon the grundle region (tainted) as a result of a particularly violent, berserker-style bowel movement.

Strauss invoked the power of Odin upon the porcelain throne of Assgard, thus requiring copious amounts of toilet paper to ensure that no tainted berserkers were creeping up on his family jewels.

by Caible October 10, 2013

Thumb taint

The flappy, webby piece of skin connecting the base of the thumb to the rest if the hand.

Thank God for my thumb taint. It keeps my thumb from hanging down and flapping onto my wrist.

by FerneemeryRULES! October 15, 2013

Jumped the taint

To be unexpectedly surprised, even horrified; to transition quickly from pleasure to disgust.

Jody jumped the taint when she discovered her boyfriend was really her cousin.

by Tbeauie March 2, 2012

fetal taint

The space between the genitals and the butt hole of a fetus. usually undefined until the fetus is spawned.

Guy: you fag!
Guy2: you fetal taint!
Guy: what?
Guy2: you are week and cant tell if your a boy or girl yet

by Rock the fetus hard October 30, 2011

taint sweeping

Cleaning a woman’s taint with your mustache while giving her oral.

My girl needs a good taint sweeping when we get home.

by Wheresmydad23 January 19, 2023

Bloated Taint

When you are extra puffy down there during Aunt Flows visit.

Sometimes its messy, butt Heather just wants Geof to pound her bloated taint.

by ShortSmartSassySweet July 4, 2023

Taint salad

The gusset of your underwear. The part that goes up the middle of your crotch.

Man, my chub rub has my taint salad so sweaty.

by Tunnel twins August 19, 2023