Iced asspresso

First you take a shit, do not wipe. Then carefully insert ice cubes in your ass. Let them melt into a shitty coffee. (Coffee drip can be into a cup or directly into a mouth)

Wow that iced asspresso was nutty.

by 009.5 January 21, 2020

canned ice

Canned Ice is a cool, chill girl. She puts up a lot of walls around herself so that she doesn't get hurt, but once you get to know her she's cool as hell.

Damn, that's girl's a real Canned Ice. I wanna get to know her.

by Catniss Evergreen March 20, 2017

AOL-ic

A person who signs up for internet service 'just for the convenience of email' who's friends and family soon begin planning an intervention to help them realize that the person is in total denial and unaware that they have become addicted to being online. Classic symptoms and changes in habit include withdrawal from outdoor activities, decline in personal hygiene, inability to keep appointments on time, dark circles under the eyes, and a propensity to run towards a computer every time a doorbell rings.

When Billy declined the free month-long vacation sailing the Caribbean with his family citing "spotty broadband access" as unacceptable living conditions, they could no longer look the other way; Billy was an AOL-ic.

by FatrCat November 12, 2009

Dutch Ice

A frugal way of keeping your beer cooler cold by freezing water bottles instead of store bought ice.

"Honey don't forget to pack the Dutch Ice before we go camping"
"Man I just saved like $4 using dutch ice, plus you can drink it after it melts!"

by Andytron5000 September 5, 2013

with or without ice

When you are given the choice to use cocaine while under the influence of marijuana. Especially when you are in a public location.

Hey, do you want to go to the club with or without ice?

by Edias June 14, 2015

florida ice

Florida ice is the term used in the Southeast for the dangerously slippery road conditions that occur immediately after rain begins and grease and oil rise to the top of the just-wet road. After enough rain, the oil and grease are washed away and the road has better traction.

Rental car companies love the rainy season because of the business they get due to Florida ice.

by Gulfgirl January 18, 2017

educated ice

(Noun) A bunch of ice inside of a highball glass that was once occupied by alcohol and has yet to filled with more alcohol. A seasoning of ice if you will.

"Fill me up, Scotty. I have a glass of educated ice."

by Geemoneyyyy March 1, 2017