googs goblin

The unwanted outcome of unprotected sex. This is often also referred to as a "baby"

Yo Gat did you hear Jake almost had a googs goblin with Haley!?

by Gnarbuckles November 12, 2017

Swab Goblin

A family member or person that finds sick joy in aggressively administering a home covid test by ramming the swabbing stick in the nostrils of another.

“ Damn it Honey, Im not feeling good already now pull that stick out of my brain and finish the test you Swab Goblin.”

by Funny Farmer January 6, 2022

Goblin-esk

adjective

Someone who has the appearance and mannerism of a goblin, usually short with a scrunched up face, beady little eyes, and a big forehead. They like mischief, and being sneaky.

Werewolf: Do you know Pat from Worth St.

Puck: Yeah, I caught him trying to steal my pouch of gold, he's so goblin-esk.

by theedingo1 November 21, 2010

condom goblin

Don’t say Condom Goblin three times in the mirror otherwise it will come and steal your condoms, as well as fucking you raw in the ass.

Yo Man, I said the condom goblin three times last night and I’ll never be able to sit down comfortablely ever again...

by Olliethehumpgod April 4, 2019

Dart Goblin

A 3-elixir card in the popular mobile game “Clash Royale,” this underrated card is really balanced and unlocks at Arena 9. He attacks and moves fast while doing decent damage, but has low health. He’s an awesome air defense troop.

“Hey bro I use the Dart Goblin!” “Bro that’s so cool”

by Akaudi7 June 30, 2021

Fun Goblin

Someone who ruins all of the fun. Hence the word goblin who takes away from it.

Dude you are being such a fun goblin… you hate fun.

by OnlyAsianNoob July 20, 2021

Goblin gang

a name used to describe groups or cliques of people (typically teenage girls) who call themselves alt and wear tons of makeup and have dyed hair. They usually will post pictures of all of their clique at the local shopping mall trying to look like a gang by all flicking off the camera. they all wear so much makeup that they all look like goblins. If you ever say something that could damage their stuck up reputation the whole goblin gang will spam you with threats of what they say that will do. Even though they are all 5 foot 2.

Yo Joey, Today I saw the goblin gang at the mall and I started laughing because they looked so ridiculous. 5 minutes later I had 20 messages of them claiming that they would ruin my life even though they are all so short that a gust of wind would blow them away.

by Joey mother January 25, 2021