Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.

1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.

by Decattatom April 25, 2011

Cooch scoop

Similar to the scoop. Involves the same cupping motion, however, the force is applied to the crotch region, usually of a female. However, unlike the scoop, it is less of a lifting motion, and more of an outward slide. This move is usually not okay to do in most social settings, and is not recommended for males to do to anyone.

Girl 1: "COOCH SCOOP! Haha, gotcha!"

Girl 2: "Oh, goodness! I am simultaneously embarrassed and feel very violated."

Girl 1: "Oh, yes. And I have a deep feeling of accomplishment for having pulled this off. Better luck to you next time, comrade."

by Sarathos October 22, 2010

scoop and shake

When you place your double chin under somebodies ballsack, and wiggle it like a bad mother cock licker.

I love to "scoop and shake" my papa!
My papa loves to "scoop and shake" me.
We love orgy's.

by dicklicker5000-eli June 11, 2014

scoop shovel

large shovel used for snow removal ( shovel light stuff )

Yo dude, use this scoop shovel remove El pero poop from my yard!

by itichie_nocanpo July 5, 2006

scooped bagel

When an old white person takes all the bread of a bagel, and fills it with cream cheese.

I've got a hankering for a scooped bagel

by Mochithecat July 12, 2017

Scoop Of Death

Eating out of a used pooper-scooper

After taking his dog out, Jim began to eat his salad with a scoop of death

by J-Beize April 30, 2009

scoop and swoop

the act of using one hand to adjust your boobs inside of your bra. This is accomplished by scooping the breast up in one hand and swooping it off to the side to avoid falling out of your bra, or too much cleavage.

men should not do this, because they should not wear bras and they should not have man-boobs. They can adjust their "junk" but i'm sure there is another name for that.

scoop and swoop i.e: "Lift and seperate"

by JJsardonic1986 July 23, 2009