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Adam Johnson

Famous footballer caught for being a pedophile the use of his name being a different was to call someone a nonce
"Did you hear James Hepburn shagged a 15 year old"

"Yep he's an Adam Johnson"
by HepburnisaBitchboi March 17, 2019
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Ms. Johnson

An incompetant teacher that has no knowledge of what she is doing, all of her data is collected from Mr mandahar and all her worksheets. She is fat and has zero knowledge about what is going on in her job. I like to think she doesnt even know what a computer is, also she fails to arrive on time in class even though her class before is literally right above the fnd of computer art class.
Hey bro can you skip class with me?
Yeah sure, ms. Johnson probably wont even get to class.
by Gamermann March 20, 2019
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negro johnson

a black person that acts like a dumbass. usally very loud and annoying, also speaking little or no understandable words.
Cameron and Quinten are both negro johnsons.
by christopher beherns November 26, 2007
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randy johnson

Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.
You just gave who a 2 year extension? You just pulled a Randy Johnson!
by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005
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nas johnson

aye bro u nas johnson a young rich nigga
bro u heard he tryna die
by Thatkid_nj May 9, 2021
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penis johnson

To "do a penis johnson" means to perform terribly at a task or to commit an act with inexplicable motivation and decidedly adverse effect. This term originates from a 2014 incident in which rapper Andre Johnson (AKA Christ Bearer) severely injured his phallus while under the influence of narcotics.
-Did you hear about how badly Steve did on the job interview yesterday?
-Yeah, he really did a penis johnson.
by DaNozzlah August 25, 2020
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stud johnson

A term giving to someone whom is dominating whatever they are doing whether it be sports, sex or video games. This is among the highest titles a person can receive for being simply awesome.
Did you see that guy put up 30 in the game last night?

Yeah, that guy was totally a stud johnson!
by therealmccoy69 March 6, 2012
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