Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”

Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Cough Sniffer

A person who goes, unmasked, to superspreaders during an outbreak of a disease.

I wouldn't make out with him... He's a cough sniffer.

by Shwaldeen March 25, 2024

Chilli cough

Coughing whilst sick with covid

Oh shit he’s got the chilli cough, he must have been eating bats

by AzzzMelbourneOztralia November 16, 2021

Test cough

A fake cough let out when one is told to be completely silent.

Teacher: I'm going to go copy a couple of papers if i hear one sound you're all getting written up.
student 1: *cough* *cough*
student 2: stop with the test coughs I don't wanna be written up

by benUlan November 5, 2009

coughing starfish

The expelling of a mixture of gases through the rectum as a result of the digestion process.

In response to Seth's pugnant flatulance, Doug said, "shut that coughing starfish up already!"

by Scariest October 30, 2009

colin cough

Gas from your colin.

Sorry man for doing this in the elevator , I have a bad case of colin cough.

by RJDB January 14, 2017

cough

a death threat

guy:*cough*
guy 2:Oh my God is that a death threat?

by subscribe2incompetantfools April 22, 2020