Badger Pussy

A human vagina, with a transition of black into grey pubic hair, resulting a pussy looking like a badger.

Oliver's mum had a badger pussy

by billiam1998 November 22, 2016

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badger handbag

Slang term for a Scotsman's Sporran.

a can ai keep me phoone in yer badger handbag?

by Cu Jimmy January 11, 2014

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baldy badger

A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.

Example 1:

John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.

Example 2:

John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.

by BanterWagonn March 12, 2014

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Badger's Bollocks

British slang meaning the ultimate example of its kind, typically an object or event.

This is used on those rare occasions when the Dogs Bollocks just isn't strong enough to convey the extreme nature of something.

Can also be shortened to simply The Badger's.

You've got to be there, it's gonna be the badger's bollocks.

Holy shit! Now that is the badger's bollocks!

by The Baaadger September 14, 2011

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Badger Answer

When a response to an inquiry is a preposterous denial of the need for such things. Comes from the classic movie VHF, "Badgers?! We don't need no stink'en badgers!". This is often used in the Technical Management world when asking for policies, standards, process or procedural documentation.

Rex to Bill "could you send me over the process documentation for those widgets?"

Bill to Rex "Well, we don't really have those. we didn't think we needed them."

Boss to Rex: "Did you get all the Service Management documentation?"
Rex to Boss: "Sorry boss, I got the badger answer"

by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex May 15, 2009

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