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Buy A Tent

A roundabout way of insulting a person with "first-world problems," by suggesting that they haven't experienced enough poverty to know what real problems are. Often spoken so fast it cannot be heard, this phrase is often used by workers at call centers who have to deal with so many customer complaints, that they can't help but insult the people who call in out of spite.

Not to be confused with "Camping," which is directed at people who couch-surf for survival, participate in what is perceived as sex work, or frequently like to torture themselves outdoors. Though each of the terms are not mutually exclusive from each other and significantly depend on the relative intentions of the speaker.
"Thank you for calling Company Name, Customer Name. It was a pleasure assisting you today. We'll continue working to resolve this issue as soon as possible. In the meantime, buy a tent. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us. Have a great day!"
by silly-echidna March 29, 2025
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tent stake

A slut, hoe, thot, etc. A woman that requires little effort to hook up with. Named after the camping essentials that are often advertised as being "Easy to pull, Easy to pound"
Man 1: "that girl at the bar is willing to fuck anyone who talks to her"
Man 2: "She's easy bro, that's a tent stake!"
by NotTHATwhite September 21, 2019
mugGet the tent stakemug.

Blake rover tent special

When you are camping and ask a random stranger to give you head in your tent
I was camping last weekend and someone asked me to give them the blake rover tent special
by Mr.smith69 April 21, 2021
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tennessee tent

Where two sisters make out while one rides your "johnson" and one sits on your face in the bed of a pickup truck.
"Guy#1: you know those two hot Smith sisters?" "Guy#2: Yeah dude theyre smokin!" "Guy#1: Last night... We made a Tennessee tent in the back of my truck!"
by Jamesjohnson March 11, 2014
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Stank Tent

When both parties fart under a blanket and then one person performs oral sex under that blanket.
Oh my god, this girl I was with the other night gave me the Stank Tent. I loved it!
by StankTenter69 February 6, 2024
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Tent city chick

A person with a vagina nowadays,has a seemingly homeless girl tan, looks like she's been around the block 5 thousand times to all her "guy" friends, has a crackhead mentality without even knowing, hates showers , says the word "girl" way too much, and speaks with a southern accent.
Look at all those tent city chicks selling them selves.
by Roger Walter lookalike January 25, 2023
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