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Taking Grandma to Applebees 

Vague sexual euphemism for the act of soaking your hand in water until it becomes wrinkly, and then manipulating your rectum. Popular among an extremely small segment of late night television viewers.
Conan's been in the tub all morning. Last time he did this I caught him taking Grandma to Applebees. I hope he at least trimmed his fingernails first this time.

talking dirty 

the act of using sexually explicit language in an attempt to get your partner sexually aroused. Can be done in person or over the phone. (When done over the phone is refered to as Phone Sex.
Couples sometimes try talking dirty to turn one another on:

Guy: I want to f*ck you so hard.
Girl: You make me so horny.
talking dirty by Cass.ie. June 23, 2007

talking to girls 

Something that is really easy to do, yet guys complain how hard it is by telling themselves "oh she's way out of my league" or "she'll just reject me" To learn why these negative thoughts never get you anywhere see Elliot Rodger

Tips on how to talk to girls:

1.) Confidence is key, if you don't care what anyone else thinks you'll be great with the ladies
2.) Accept rejection, it happens and you move on to the next girl
3.) Maintain your hygiene and keep up your personal appearance daily
4.) The more you talk to girls, the better you get
5.) Realize that there will eventually be a girl that likes you and says "Yes" to your coffee date offer
6.) Be yourself and don't be desperate. Honesty is the best policy
Guy: I'm talking to girls
Friend: Nice! I wish i could do that
Guy: Yet it's easy, as NIKE says "Just Do It"
Friend: I should try that! Maybe i'll find a girlfriend!
talking to girls by kingbeethey November 10, 2015

Modern Talking 

A wavetable shape in the VST plugin "Massive" by Native Instruments that is typically found in dubstep. It is commonly used by people new do making dance music (and Nicky Romero) because it is a cheap way to get an amateur wobble sound. Because of this, it has become taboo to use it in dance music.
Guy 1: "Yo dude! Check this sick dubstep beat I made!"

Guy 2: "You used modern talking..."

Guy 1: "I know! Isn't it great!?

Guy 2: *facepalm*
Modern Talking by Insayn December 11, 2013

talking on the great white telephone

vomitting into the toilet (usually with your arms wrapped around the bowl)
I drank so much at the party Saturday night that I spent dawn on Sunday morning talking on the great white telephone.

Talking out the side of your neck 

She can catch the fade, with that $2 wig.
Why are you talking out the side of your neck? She ain't done nothing.