Taint worms

Is a rare breed of worms that Attach to your tant with out you knowing it. Make sure you always check for them.
Side effects could cause serious: Hickeys,blood clot, warts, and, Itching.

Medicine to take to recover: super B-complex

I hope I don't have taint worms.
Or could be used in many different ways.

by Taint worm finder January 25, 2022

fetal taint

The space between the genitals and the butt hole of a fetus. usually undefined until the fetus is spawned.

Guy: you fag!
Guy2: you fetal taint!
Guy: what?
Guy2: you are week and cant tell if your a boy or girl yet

by Rock the fetus hard October 30, 2011

Taint Piece

The taint, or commonly known as the gooch. As the saying goes, "It taint ass and it taint balls!"

John was acting like a fool, so I kicked him in the taint piece.

by kill21345 May 16, 2009

taint fracking

When you have intercourse with a woman by using your penis to drill a hole in between her vagina and anus.

I was so tired of plain old anal with her, so we explored some untapped taint fracking opportunities.

by Phil Nagi November 23, 2016

speckled taint

when you shave your taint and it leaves pimples or any other rash making it look speckled

aww dude i think i was shaving last night and i got a case of speckled taint

by jeff tow March 17, 2021

lip taint

The ditch-like trough between the columella of the nose and the middle of the upper lip. Anatomically known as the philtrum.

Johnny's mustache will not grow in his lip taint.

by seerowdy January 10, 2014

taint wad

The rolled up kleenex that a man will stuff between your butt checks to soak up the sweat during the heat of the summer.

It was a hot humid steaming day and John was concerned that his taint wad was slipping from his crack!!

by SugarCube May 23, 2013