tweet-timer

A person that tweets one tweet, yet tells two seperate people its directed towards them.

Bae: The majority of my tweets are about you, except for the random ...their about you.
BAE: You are tweeting me and someone else, that tweets not about me...your a tweet-timer!

by Genuine100 May 31, 2016

Tweet-iot

A person who consistently tweets or re-tweets inaccurate information. A person who only uses tweets to communicate and who cannot write in a full sentence. A person who uses Twitter to bully other people.

Trump is a tweet-iot; he constantly tweets inaccurate information to bully people who cross him.

by ?WhyNot? May 31, 2019

Tweet-twat

A female who twitters hateful, or drama causing statements on the Twitter network.

Sheila is such a tweet-twat she is always talking shit on my page.

by Twila Magoo July 17, 2010

danglin' tweets

Installation of tweeters in a vehicle without any mounting device. Letting tweeters hang from the speaker wire designed only to provide frequency transfer.

I saw a 1982 Caprice on the highway and his danglin' tweets nearly broke the windshield during a break check.

by 6here6tic6 September 18, 2007

Verbal Tweet

A verbalized account of mundane, useless information which nobody cares to hear about. Very common in a cubicle environment where heckling chics laugh, carry on, and discuss everything from hair products, to the guys they were with this past weekend, to the loathing of the boss.

Very much like a Twitter update but much more painful and boring. You cannot choose to click them off. You are subjected to this nonsense all day, everyday... verbally. Verbal Tweet.

Why should I use twitter? I am subjected to verbal tweets all day long in this hell hole.

by jrost618 August 18, 2009