Ol Turkey Tug

Masturbation after a hearty Thanksgiving meal. Typically performed on the toilet whilst taking that infamous Thanksgiving afternoon dump.

What a great meal. Now to top it off with a big dump and a good ol turkey tug.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017

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rub and tug palour

A massage palour known for the staff to give happy endings for extra money.
At least 60% of the girls that work in these rub and tug palours are asian.

Im going to go down to the local rub and tug palour to get my frustrations worked out.

by Anna Lee September 8, 2005

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tea-time tug

British Noun. An afternoon wank, especially between 4pm and 6pm, as often as not while at work.

Dude 1: "I was so bored yesterday at the office I nearly lost my mind."
Dude 2: "No shit, man. How'd ya survive the day?"
Dude 1: "Went off for a tea-time tug."

by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006

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Urban Dick-Tug

(v.) The act of pulling on your small "All Cap" penis while adding a word to the website urbandictionary.com

1. OMG yea my keyboard is all sticky from doing an Urban Dick-Tug last night after i was done fucking Borums mom in her loose foul disease infested pussy.

by LS returns(tiny) January 22, 2009

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Two Tug Timmy

Someone who doesn't need very long to masturbate

"Wow, that didn't take long."
"Yeah, I'm usually a Two Tug Timmy"

by Griffin guy September 8, 2016

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Pump n’ tug

When you are hitting your girl’s pussy hard from behind in doggie and she reaches under and vigorously yanks and tugs on your flopping ball sack as you pump.

Rachel almost tore my sack off last night during a pump n’ tug. I was hitting that shit good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

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