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Wyoming Traffic Jam 

When a girl takes a shit and you proceed to fuck the girl with the shit on your dick.
That girl was freaky, she let me do a Wyoming traffic jam and now my dick burns.
Wyoming Traffic Jam by Whahzhxus November 20, 2017

Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.
"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

rolling traffic jam 

When all lanes are moving at nearly the speed limit but stuck behind a line of cars with nobody in front of them. Everyone behind the front line of cars are stuck and unable to pass. Usually happens when a cop is in the front and everyone is afraid to pass them.
Thanks to a cop camping in the left lane I was in a rolling traffic jam all the way to work.
rolling traffic jam by jwalker8680 September 11, 2019

Buck traffic 

Is a hood term for going into oncoming traffic
Yo bro when you come to my crib you gonna have to buck traffic to get here faster
Buck traffic by Blackboyjb October 1, 2019

Trump Traffic 

The traffic created when a motherfucker comes to town.
Damn! This Trump Traffic took me an hour to make a 20 minute drive.
Trump Traffic by TheRealGidge November 8, 2019

Mouth traffic 

Taking multiple nuts in the mouth
When that bitch Chelsea was runnin mouth traffic in the bathroom at mikes memorial
Mouth traffic by Whiteflacco December 11, 2019