Toffeesexual

Where you are in love with Toffee

"Dude, I think I'm Toffeesexual" said Lucid "What are you in love with Toffee?!" Said Lucy "Yeah I identify as Toffeesexual" said Lucid

by Tectinic October 3, 2022

Stickey Toffee Pudding

When you cum on your pubes and they stick to your skin

BOB: Dave, i got stickey toffee pudding so bad last night.
DAVE: Was it over my mum again?
BOB: *SIGH* sorrrryyyy....

by Kinky Mario April 4, 2009

tooth tofu

The thick, filmy stuff on your teeth after not brushing your teeth before going to bed or not brushing your teeth for a while.

Ugh... I didn't brush my teeth last night and now I have tooth tofu.

by Nole69 June 13, 2009

social tofu

A person who absorbs the personality and interests of the people around them like tofu absorbs the flavor of the food it is cooked with. They usually do this because they lack a personality of their own, and they will often forsake their previous persona for a new one at any given moment.

That guy is Social Tofu, sure he'll talk to you about the injustice of animal abuse but tomorrow he will defend bear baiting to the death.

by katie the lady August 30, 2010

tofu

A cheese-like product made from mixing soy beans with Plaster of Paris. Now used in products that try to imitate meat.

I tried a Boca burger after hearing from the vegetarians that soy tofu is healthier than meat. Ever since I bit into that soy burger, I vowed never to be tricked by those vege-bastards again! Also, I had a hard time eating anything else after that because that horrible-tasting shit-for-a-burger left a metallic taste in my mouth for hours.

by AYB March 31, 2003

toffle

Definition: Freaking Sexy.

Needs 20 words...abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Thats not the definition, Freaking Sexy is the Definitoin =D

Holy crap, tahts you're MOM!? She's TOFFLE!

by Laleela August 29, 2005

tofu eating lesbian

noun. refering to a girl of homosexual orientation that likes to listen to ani di franco, and other angry lesbian music, accompanied by her vegetarian meal of choice ex.boca burgers , tofu,ect

i meet this girl at a drum circle she was such a tofu eating lesbian

by elizabeth & christine September 25, 2006