Pulling a Tinaz

When a person lacks the basic ability to get up and out of bed in time. Mornings for this type of person are a time of extreme internal conflict, anger, frustration and a kind of actual personal hell as they attempt to prize themselves away from their bed and into the bathroom, almost as if instead of resting, the sleep has actually somehow drained every ounce of energy from their body. As such, this type of person is consistently late for work and finds it impossible to make early morning meetings at weekends. CAUTION: Although often sweet and mild mannered, a 'Tinaz-puller' can be extremely dangerous if disturbed prior to 9am, expect windmill fists, grunting, swearing and all manner of diversionary tactics to keep themselves under the sheets.

"Where is Claire, Johnson?! It's the 3rd time she has been late this week!!"

"I am afraid she is Pulling a Tinaz."

OR

"Oh my god I slept through my alarm! It's 9.30! Can't believe I pulled a Tinaz AGAIN!!"

by TheShelfWobbler December 12, 2012

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Thanya is a very blur and strange girl. She doesn't like partying but once you get to know her, she becomes a party animal!1!1!1!1 She loves crabs and stares at it constantly which is pretty weird. The only reason she doesn't like parties is cuz shes too lazy and she'd rather snuggle at home watching a movie and eat snacks. She has so many pet peeves and they are very specific like how when a mechanical pencil runs out of led and the metal part at the tip scratches against the paper and it makes a sound. She has a sister who is cooler than her in every aspect and she lives under her shadow ahahha. To be honest, she is genuinely a sweet and kind person. sometimes she too nice to do something she NEEDS TO DO. she's not confident of herself eventhough shes really pretty and she shouldn't be conscious of her acne cuz NO ONE NOTICES IT and her kindness and supportiveness is way much more significant than it. So many guys hit on her and she find it weird when she shouldn't cuz shes so AMAZING. She loves white rabbit candy and would love to hang with her bestie eating white rabbits under a table in the dark. Overall shes really strange but she has an amazing heart

Baymax: wait hol up is she making out with a giraffe-crab hybrid??
Boah: yeah she's such a tenya

by Beavenn November 5, 2018

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