Students in a "smart" classroom with technology at their fingerprints who cannot break their zombie gaze from the LCD screen in front of them no matter how interesting the instructor may be.
My drafting teacher could cut off his right hand and those LCD zombies would never even look up from their screens.
by The Woodshop Teacher March 17, 2013
A large stick which is kept in one's room for the sole purpose of bludgeoning zombies when the zombie apocalypse happens.
by jamill14 May 16, 2011
A zombie relationship is what you get when the relationship has died, (and we all know you can't come back from the dead) but they try to make it work anyway.
by Lungenbrotchen April 04, 2019
The most pathetic type of attention whore in the history of attention whores who fakes her own death online to get attention and sympathy from others. Usually accompanied by a league of her own alt accounts and simps who spread the news of unfortunate death and then a miraculous recovery few days later and collects all the attention.
"Is SoGna alright ? Haven't seen her online and I hear things."
Pfft...she's being an attention zombie. Again.
Pfft...she's being an attention zombie. Again.
by urbanronin September 25, 2021
A slutty older woman. One who still accepts sausage even though her skin is leathery and falling off her body.
Dude, that Ruby is SUCH a sausage zombie. I saw her with an 89-year old going into a strip club the other day.
by jorbastopal November 04, 2010
by Tori~MP3 November 23, 2009
I came once, then we came together as he looked into my eyes, then he kept making me come over and over with his zombie penis
by KingBoris March 21, 2013