the United Sporks of Amoogaboink

The correct name of the United States. However due to a constitutional muck up only the citizens of American Samolia refer to it as such.

the United Sporks of Amoogaboink has launched a nuclear strike against best Korea

the United Sporks of Amoogaboink by Quintus Caecilius Iucundus August 28, 2017

the upper hand 

Definition: To have more power than someone else, so that you are able to control a situation.

The company gained the upper hand in the business by buying its competitors.

After hours of fierce negotiation, the President gained the upper hand.

the upper hand by 请关注公众号：英文口语专家 June 7, 2019

The Useless Web 

An epic collection of useless websites ; a great way to waste your time.

I went on the Useless Web yesterday and it was complete chaos.

The Useless Web by A complete idiot. April 20, 2021

The Unpopular Popular Kid 

This is the type of kid, who isn’t really popular, but they’re known by everyone. They like to game and are doing good in school but slack off.

Yeah, I guess I am kind of the unpopular popular kid.

The Unpopular Popular Kid by HeyyItsAJ January 4, 2022

The unborn fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat. 

Tylers favourite midnight snack

Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

The unborn fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat. by Lewis. E August 28, 2023

Doin the usual do 

Im doin the usual do today, just doin your mom.

TV crew: Okay, now, Jon, tell us what your life is like.
Jon: Yo,yo,yo bitchez! That bitch Kate was just a sperm hungry whore, so now that im free im a PIMPIN sunnabitch. Im just doin the usual do up in this bitch.

Doin the usual do by Theflyestchibibitch December 2, 2010

Frosting the urinal cake 

The act of taking a shit in a urinal.

Chuck is in there frosting the urinal cake to troll the bourgeois hotel guests.

Frosting the urinal cake by Shuck E Darns July 18, 2013