by LeaderofPJFGary July 23, 2011
Get the Papa Smurfmug. A sexual act involving choking one's partner until their face begins to turn blue and then ejaculating on their head, thus simulating the white smurf hat.
by The Phantom Definer January 27, 2005
Get the evil smurfmug. A person who absolutely loves the penis either male or female. Slight resemblence to cock smurf. Dick smurf clearly outlines the actual genital area of the penis of a man, rather than cock smurf which can be used to describe a cock(bird).
by Hot Chocolate December 9, 2008
Get the dick smurfmug. by Lilgem January 5, 2008
Get the Smurf Bitemug. When a chick is givin' you head underwater and you hold her under 'til she turns blue and passes out.
by Williamsburg Poet Society August 2, 2009
Get the Drownin' Smurfmug. by Alan Epton March 31, 2007
Get the bottom smurfmug. The act of facilitating a collision between one's motor vehicle a Mark IV Volkswagen Golf TDI painted in a specific shade of blue. This act generally occurs in conjunction with foul weather conditions. However, its true and ostensibly more vituperative meaning remains veiled in secrecy; known only to a select group of American Ex patriots and German nationals residing in the Stuttgart area.
Usage 1
Person A: "You look down, what's wrong?"
Person B: "Yeah... it's sleeting out and I totally thought I had enough room in the lot but sure enough *bam!* Smack the Smurf."
Person A: "Sucks man"
Usage 2
Person A: "So uh did you...?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, totally smacked the smurf"
Person C: "Niiiiiiice"
Person A: "You look down, what's wrong?"
Person B: "Yeah... it's sleeting out and I totally thought I had enough room in the lot but sure enough *bam!* Smack the Smurf."
Person A: "Sucks man"
Usage 2
Person A: "So uh did you...?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, totally smacked the smurf"
Person C: "Niiiiiiice"
by Darakuron December 23, 2007
Get the Smack the Smurfmug.