The female equivalent to teabagging, or the act of placing ones genitalia on the face of another, possibly not so willing, person. It's an act of derision and not to be taken lightly.
by Velgost March 15, 2014
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A) Hey can I get you a drink? Tea? Coffee? Hot Chocolate? Muff tea?
B) Muff tea would be great
A) How do you take it?
B) Milk, 2 sugars.. thanks
B) Muff tea would be great
A) How do you take it?
B) Milk, 2 sugars.. thanks
by teasipper87 November 6, 2011
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by muffbuc May 9, 2022
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Man, Jessica got so wet last night when I was performing cunnilingus on her. After she came my muff sponge was soaking wet.
by Suck on these little chinese.. April 21, 2010
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2. A man that pounds pussy with incredible force.
3. A man that pounds pussy with a thrusting power in excess 500 psi during sexual intercourse.
2. A man that pounds pussy with incredible force.
3. A man that pounds pussy with a thrusting power in excess 500 psi during sexual intercourse.
Ex: Dude, once I was done banging her, she called me a Muff-pounder.
Ex: I saw on Jen's phone that I was listed as Muff-pounder.
Ex: Brother, I was Muff-pounding her into submission!
Ex: I saw on Jen's phone that I was listed as Muff-pounder.
Ex: Brother, I was Muff-pounding her into submission!
by Batez& Palautese April 13, 2014
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