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mud vacuum

The act of putting one end of a hose in your own or someone else's anus and the other end in your mouth and sucking out a load of shit
Dude, I gave that puerto rican guy a mud vacuum last night and it tasted like chicken.
by Alex (awesome) N June 30, 2006
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mustache mud

The residue on a gay man's mustache after tossing a salad
Guy 1" Dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?"
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."
by Airpanaia May 20, 2017
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Mud Buddies

A term of friendship between two straight males who have taken the dirt road with the same female, similar to Eskimo brothers
No cover charge Me and the bouncer are mud buddies, remember that blonde chick from last weekend?
by Michaela1600 April 28, 2020
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mud trailer

A sports fan that roots for a team he hates because he thinks a win by that team reflects well upon his favorite team. And his favorite team usually sucks.
Gee Frank, after the way you reacted to Alabama crushing Arkansas in October, it's really disappointing to see you become a mud trailer for the Crimson Tide tonight.
by Crotch Angle Defintions January 7, 2019
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Mud Bath

The act of shitting on someone's chest when you have diarrhea
Carlos payed a prostitute to give him a Mud Bath!
by Velocis March 26, 2021
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Stage mud

Stage mud the dirt left on a stage after a band has played. You may get on the stage from crowd surfing and end up with Stage mud on your clothes.
The higher the profile of the band the more valuable the Stage mud.
Omg I got Stage mud on my signed white t-shirt last night so stoked!
by Nigzie Dmb March 31, 2019
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Mud Musket

A dick covered in shit after being pulled out of a poop filled asshole.
After fucking that bitch the other night, she let me stick it in her ass, little did I know she turned it into a mud musket.
by NaggerBagginCoonSkinner April 19, 2013
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