The act of putting one end of a hose in your own or someone else's anus and the other end in your mouth and sucking out a load of shit
by Alex (awesome) N June 30, 2006

Guy 1" Dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?"
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."
Guy 2" No, I just left my boyfriends house, so it's just a little mustache mud."
by Airpanaia May 20, 2017

A term of friendship between two straight males who have taken the dirt road with the same female, similar to Eskimo brothers
by Michaela1600 April 28, 2020

A sports fan that roots for a team he hates because he thinks a win by that team reflects well upon his favorite team. And his favorite team usually sucks.
Gee Frank, after the way you reacted to Alabama crushing Arkansas in October, it's really disappointing to see you become a mud trailer for the Crimson Tide tonight.
by Crotch Angle Defintions January 7, 2019

by Velocis March 26, 2021

Stage mud the dirt left on a stage after a band has played. You may get on the stage from crowd surfing and end up with Stage mud on your clothes.
The higher the profile of the band the more valuable the Stage mud.
The higher the profile of the band the more valuable the Stage mud.
by Nigzie Dmb March 31, 2019

After fucking that bitch the other night, she let me stick it in her ass, little did I know she turned it into a mud musket.
by NaggerBagginCoonSkinner April 19, 2013
