gooch licker

(noun) one who licks gooches (mainly sweaty gooches)

The gooch licker was having a swell time in the mens locker room as he was sucking on many sweaty gooches simultaneously.

by JACK PIE February 4, 2007

Gooch Bag

A small pouch one attaches to their gooch to keep their change and keys in.

Little Harry never forgot his lunch money because he always kept it in his gooch bag.

by Nina Rees June 14, 2008

gooch cobler

synonym for bull shit
total crap
something not true

dude you are feeding me total gooch cobler right now!

by jnasty09 February 5, 2009

gooch goblins

Gooch Goblins are a more sophisticated term for crabs of the gooch.

dude my gooch itches, you more than likely have gooch goblins Jake.
Robert had sex with a prostitute with a fupa it sagged down and touched his gooch, now he has gooch goblins.
Jessica likied to lick my gooch until i got a nasty case of gooch goblins.

by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004

Gooche crumbler

One person is sleeping face up. Another person pulls their pants down and bend down so your ass is close to face. Then punch them in the stomache and they will eat your ass/gooche.

gooche crumbler, do ittttt

by duhlinky April 19, 2010

Gooch boys

Males who share their gooch's

Hey, can I see gooch tonight?
No, not tonight my girlfriend is coming round.

by Jimmy May 13, 2005

Gooch Juice

The sweat that remains on your seat when you stand up

Dude I just went on a ride and the gooch juice was real - it’s like my taint is haunting my motorcycle

by Byrdieboy996 March 10, 2020