Deer Horizon

A rare occurrence in the natural world where so many deer are stampeding across the edge of one's line of sight that it appears as though the horizon is comprised of deer. Occurs approximately once in every 703.223 years.

HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT DEER HORIZON?

by Super Apple October 5, 2009

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Stacked like a deers rack

The common female equivalent to “hung like a donkey”

Oh shit Jerry, that shiela is stacked like a deers rack, time to go hunting.

by Urbanfracture January 4, 2018

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idaho deer hunt

When a man is about to cum but he holds it back then procedes to chase his girl around the room trying to splatter her with the semen.

I went on an Idaho deer hunt last night, I shot the wrong one.

by Roarxd420_69 May 4, 2017

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deer plow

In Michigan usually; when a line of cars are tailgating (generally 3 or more, no more than 25 feet apart), the front car is the deer plow. The general theory is that the deer will get spooked or hit by the first car, thus ensuring the rest are safe from hitting them.

Fuck! No matter how fast I go, these assholes are making me the deer plow!

by WizardRob November 1, 2021

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