bible scars

Anything emotionally or physically damaging from religious institutions or the perpetuation of said institution's beliefs

Man the Passion of the Christ gave me bible scars

by Lonzae October 18, 2017

bible humping

The act of using God as an excuse to date someone. In some extreme cases cheating can be involved. It often follows bible dumping.

Austin: I know were like best friends and all, but God is really telling me I need to be with your ex right now.

Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.

Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.

by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009

that's his bible

that is his rule book, code or main reference

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

Bible Boobie

The classic combination of a bible-banger and a girl with big knockers. Can be used to compliment a girl or insult her just the same.

"Is Bible Boobie cuming over today?"

by Someone Special in December 5, 2005

The Holy Bible

Album created by BTS

Mike: Hey, did you read The Holy Bible?
Joe: 我叫乔，我想死

by 0wl3l October 19, 2021

Bible fetish

A person who likes to fuck the bible or have a bible in the bed ect. when they are fucking someone else.
Sometimes they make a hole all the way through it so they can stick there dick through it and fuck it that way.

He's got a bible fetish.

by Juded dredd7 April 25, 2011

read the bible

A synonym for masturbate.

screennameone: why aren't you responding?
screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.
screennameone: that's sick man

by Jenn Huls May 27, 2006