by YungGladiator January 16, 2024
by MontM July 17, 2024
After swearing that you are going to have a quiet night in, your mate with a Craft Beer problem turns up with a slab of cans. Next thing you know you are banging down the door of the local Jif Merchant looking for a bag of whiff.
Bollocks, Serious Neil arrived and I have suffered a severe Bend Turnaround. Looks like I will be having a cry wank at 5am again.
by Torbaydos July 27, 2022
by Enron_89 November 03, 2010
1. when someone is gaining weight or slowly fading into a state of physically unfit. i.e. "I am bending the round." or "He or (She) has been bending the round." "I've been bending the round."
2. when someone has ate too much or feels stuffed after eating too much. i.e. First person: "How was dinner?" Second person: "Oh man, I'm bending the round right now." Or in reference to someone else at the table, "Man you are bending the round right now!"
2. when someone has ate too much or feels stuffed after eating too much. i.e. First person: "How was dinner?" Second person: "Oh man, I'm bending the round right now." Or in reference to someone else at the table, "Man you are bending the round right now!"
by Stewy Stew July 19, 2009
Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284
(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284
(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
by Westhebartender March 15, 2024