The Bae and Switch

Two Close Friends where one of them is is about to or is already screwing some chick/dude, and without the other (3rd party) person knowing, they swap with each other.

The "Bae and Switch"

The Bae and Switch: I was stuck in a room with this fat chick, and I didn't wanna fuck her, so I hit the light, and pulled a Bae and Switch with my Wingman.

by Baesically September 6, 2017

Shanghai Switch

To remove someone's eyes and testicles , and put the testicles in the eye holes and the eyes in the nutsack

Jerry pissed me off so bad, I gave him the Shanghai switch

by Jeemfeezy August 9, 2015

Nintendo Switch

The same console I can use on the toilet, and play on my PC at the same time. Solves the issue of hiding in a corner in game and hoping you aren’t killed due to having to defecate. Instead, sit in the corner of your bathroom in the toilet instead.

The Nintendo Switch is for people who want potato graphics.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 18, 2021

tire switching

Rotating one's tires. A phrase that is much clearer in intent than the original.

"I gotta switch my tires so that they get equal wear over the long run. Then I'm going to rotate them as I drive down the highway."

"I hate tire switching, but it's a good way to save on car upkeep."

by g0dforsaken December 9, 2009

dickhead switch

An Australian slang term for a hunting knife. Used mostly by lad types.

I grabbed a dickhead switch to defend myself.

by MittyBlooo July 23, 2012

nintendo switch

when a man changes gender in an unstable fashion of gay humor

man got nintendo switched

by BassScroll27430 April 3, 2021

Switching hats

When you switch hats, it means your changing sexual preference.

"Are you switching hats?"

by #malt December 10, 2016