shit sucks

Used to describe a very unpleasant situation. Past tense would be "shit sucked"

"On my way to work today some jackass slammed into my car and completely smashed my bumper. I have like no money to get it fixed right now. Shit sucks."

by Anon#12394 July 31, 2012

suck and blow

a game when one person sucks on a paper, or a credit card with their mouth then the person sitting next to them trys to take it by sucking it with there mnouths and the person that has it blows. If they drop it in the process then they have to kiss or make out

"Lets play Suck and Blow It was on the movie clueless"

by Cathyyyyyyy June 16, 2006

suck a fuck

A insulting command used in the greatest movie ever made, Donnie Darko.

elizabeth: "Why don't you suck a fuck"
donnie: "Tell me Elizabeth, how does one suck a fuck?"
elizabeth: "Do you want me to tell you?"

by Donnie Darko is my lover April 26, 2003

suck it soft

To continue to suck the hog leg until it is soft and not stopping after you have dropped your load.

Chick: "Huu, ugg ugg, ugg"
Dude: "Keep going, dont stop"
Chick: "OK, but dont cum in my mouth"
Dude: "You better shut up and suck it soft!"

by Frainslug March 14, 2007

sucks to be you

Phrase used to express an indifferent sympathy.

"My car exploded when I was buying a donut!"
"Sucks to be you."

by sitesurfer June 13, 2004

sucks to be you

when something bad happened to another person, it sucks to be that person

You daddy is in jail for getting you pregnant. sucks to be you.

by byrd June 14, 2004

Macintosh sucks

'Macintosh Sucks' (sometimes shortened to 'Mac sucks') is a statement said by many smart people to reference the sucking of Macintosh computers, It is used to make fun of the sub-human race of Mac-Fags who thinks that Macintosh computers are actually good.

Mac-Fag: Hey, I just got a new computer.
Human: Oh really? What type.
Mac-Fag: Mac.
Human: Macintosh sucks.

by Blakpik Aks November 1, 2013