Belgian Subway

The act of shoving a subway sandwich into the intestines of a partner's anus. Then giving them a unhealthy dose of laxatives and having the partner shit the sandwich either onto bread and eat it, or straight into the mouth of the other partner.

I think we should do the Belgian Subway, my anus is gaping

by ginormoarantouspenis March 26, 2022

roasted subway

When you see a very sunburnt old lady walking on the street wearing a subway shirt. The old lady will look extremely red and she will be walking extremely slow, most likely needing to use a cane.

"Did you see that roasted subway walking by the Whole Foods? I thought she was going to die at any moment"

by byebye7348378 August 22, 2022

arctic subway

Shitting in a condom, freezing it, then using it as a dildo

Fancy a return journey on the arctic subway?

by Hankenstein April 7, 2023

No Subway

Full truth and nothing but the truth

I won $1,000 at the slots last night no subway!

by User428 April 18, 2023

NYC Subway

A good subway system operates by the New York transit authority or MTA, Opened on October 27, 1904, the New York City Subway is one of the world's oldest public transit systems, one of the most-used, and the one with the most stations, it has eight A divisions Number lines like the (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) & 42nd shuttle. And seventeen B division letter lines the (A) (B) (C) (D) (E) (F) (G) (J) (L) (M) (N) (Q) (R) (W) (Z) the Franklin avenue and rockaway shuttles. This cool subway system is hated by people who don’t know what transportation in other countries is like, sure the trains gets delayed at some times and some lines are suspended but even if a line is suspended, they still provide FREE SHUTTLE BUSES when there is a subway suspension, and the only real argument with the subway is the homeless people, unlike Amtrak and any other commuter train line the subway is cheap to ride which cost $2.90. The subway rolling stock consist of R46, R68, R62, R62A, R142, R142A, R143, R160A, R160B, R179🍋, R188, R211A and R211T.

Train station announcer: attention, everyone due to track maintenance (2) trains are not running from 241st and Franklin Ave , (2) trains are rerouted to new lots avenue, additionally, there will be free shuttle buses that run between Franklin avenue and Flatbush avenue.

Asshole: like every goddamn time a train is always suspended like what the hell man.

Lady: Ugh stop making a bitch of everything of the subway

Asshole: Can’t u see the shitty people suspended the 2 service

Lady: yeah it may be a bit annoying but still they suspended the line so they can fix the tracks, if they don’t maintain the tracks there can be damage to the tracks that can cause trains to derail and also didn’t they say that they provide free bus service where the train doesn’t run you Old Douchebag.

Asshole: IDGAS about mta their system sucks. I bet other countries have better transit system

Lady: other countries are way worst than NYC, take the Caribbean for example they have no trains and they don’t use proper buses as public transportation, they used shitty sardine can on wheels Toyota hiace that is very inconvenient and they don’t operate everyday they only operate weekdays and what about some African countries like DRC where there is NO public transportation and people have walk with their bare foot, asshole appreciate the NYC Subway and any other public transportation in the USA

by EMD F59PHI July 16, 2024

Palermo Subway

Finding a cannoli with a larger circumference than your erect penis and then fucking it.

My parents were wondering why the box had only eleven cannoli, but I knew it was because my brother rode the Palermo subway.

by BillMaxx March 11, 2026

New York Subway

The act of inserting ones penis into a tube and then inserting the other end of the tube into ones anus and ejaculating into it.

Did you hear what Scott did last Friday!! He pulled the New York Subway on the bar counter in front of everybody!!

by Dickyom June 21, 2018