Suburban Outlaws

highly egocentric individuals who possess a certain rule of authority(preferably cops), in areas that experience no crime whatsoever, but assume there is.

Inept to rural urban settings;

"That school security guard was such a dick!"
"Why's that?"
"He gave me a ticket for going two miles over the speed limit, and then pulled me over and investigated my car for any illegal substances, even though I had non."
"Wow."
"I know. And worse, I got a ticket for over seventy-five bucks. And before he left, he said,"I know what your up to, kid. Don't think I don't know that your gonna go do."
"Talk about Suburban Outlaws."

by The Master Dutch August 31, 2009

Suburtling

Hauling ass down a Texas road in your suburban.

The trip to the deer lease took no time 'cause Bubba was suburtling!

by oteamrapp September 27, 2011

Suburban Stuntman

A middle-aged man who thinks and acts as if they are a tough, bass-ass, rugged warrior when in fact they are living the mildest and safest possible lifestyle in a zero-crime suburban neighborhood, where the greatest danger is a bird pooping on their car.

Mark: “Check out Tom in his black jacked-up Jeep, 3 day stubble beard, and mean glare. He looks like a cross between Dirty Harry and Chuck Norris on his way to a battle.”

Steve: “Out here? Tom thinks he's tough but he's nothing more than a suburban stuntman. He won't even drive in to the city.”

by T-von December 18, 2011

suburnban blackneck

A black suburnban redneck, se suburban redneck

look at the black boy and his big ole truck he must be a suburnban blackneck.

by suburnbanredneckj November 15, 2012

Suburban Pirates

Pirates without a ship or ocean but go on adventures like pirates and find and pillage like pirates

who the hell are you calling punks?! we're suburban pirates

by captainjamesswapdadeck February 9, 2013

suburbity

Something between a suburb and a city; concatonate "suburb-city". Likely an adverb and used to modify an existing proper noun place name.

For example, "Rockville, Maryland is very suburbity" (i.e. neither exclusively suburb nor city)

by armchairquarterback November 26, 2013

Suburbanitions

Definitions used to help suburban people understand street or drug terminology. Often seen in television shows where they define a word or phrase unknown to suburban residents.

The Motor City episode of Drug Inc. had 20 suburbanitions in it.

by Red335iHandle January 10, 2015