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sleed

to make out/hook up with someone. Often brings about a connotation of a slut to whomever is using the verb.
Dude, I'm gunna sleed with so many chicks tonight. It's gunna be absolutely redick.
by sleedmaster May 2, 2011
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* was owned by smeed
by orvar November 24, 2003
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Seed of Evil

The seed of evil is the propensity for a woman to act out in a selfish, harmful manner towards men they are involved in a relationship with. Every woman contains the Seed of Evil, however the degree that the Seed effects a woman varies from case-to-case. Some women only contain the Seed deep down, where it has little effect on their behaviour. These women however do still in fact have the ability to harm a man that cares for her. Other women wear the seed of evil like clothing, and act outlandlishly at all times towards their boyfriends/husbands.

The only known women to not contain the seed of Evil are Grandmothers. It has been scientifically proven that the Seed of evil is washed out of the body during Menopause, and thus, Grandmothers do not act in a harmful way towards any men.
Man, I can't believe what that bitch did to me. She got the Seed of evil for sure

Everything was going great between us, but then she just dumped me out of no where. She is probably fucking someone else. God damn seed of evil
by Lahmead July 14, 2009
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mustard seed sperm

When you have a mustard patch or tardy patch and all the dead sperm spills onto your lover. Usually yellow in color. Mustardy smell due to the latex-sperm combo.
Don't worry baby; it's mustard seed sperm... you'll be fine. Let me get you a german hanky so we can clean you all up.
by hexicon September 13, 2006
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skeedabumps

breasts on a female so small they could be compared to mosquito bites, or bumps i.e., skeeda bumps
"that bitch had some nasty skeedabumps."
by Kyle Brum December 9, 2008
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Seedmaster

A farmer or farmer wanna-be who loves guzzling the loads of other farmers/wanna-be's. Gallons of jizz can be stored in the Gunt.
That Gunt's a real seedmaster.
by DLeurer January 10, 2012
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Seed Catalog

Porno magazine or Victoria's Secret catalog that you look at while you jerk off to produce your seed.
I hope the mailman brings a new Seed Catalog today, the pages of my old ones are stuck together.
by CableMonkey September 5, 2015
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