Stealth puddle

The term given to a loose paving stone that collects water underneath it which splashes your leg when you step on it.

Manchester is full of stealth puddles

by smitchlovesfunk September 13, 2017

Stealth Whale

like a ninja

but just a whale

wow dude that was almost as stealthy as a stealth whale

by stealthwaffle September 22, 2017

stealth pack

Potent marijuana that has little to no smell, to prevent being detected by scent.

I had some loud last week but now I got this stealth pack

by Weedteacher December 2, 2017

stealth bail

Otherwise known as a smoke bomb. To stealthily bail-out of a place or situation, often a night out drinking.

I haven't seen Dave for a while. I'm starting to suspect a stealth bail.

by Petestream May 12, 2016

Stealth breakup

When your partner acts progressively more obnoxious and insensitive, forcing you to break up with THEM, thus achieving their true goal without undue drama or bloodshed.

My wife has been drunkenly chasing our pool boy and the maid, cracking jokes subtly at my expense and flirting with the tennis pro at our country club. It’s a stealth breakup, she forced me to do the deed myself by acting so obnoxiously.

by Thunder lord January 30, 2018

mental stealth

The act of hiding one's mental illness or dysfunction from others.

Jack employed some severe mental stealth during his date with Cindy

by jack_99 February 3, 2020

Umbrath/Dark Stealth

Umbrath is a form of dark seeking, a off-spring of parkour with mixed stealth and dark techniques, it is like parkour but more dark and "sinister", Umbrath is to be mainly practiced in the dark as well as at night. An example of Umbrath could be you trying to gather info/stalk someone in some sort of way, to scout out an area, or to get knowledge or get something you desire. (Or vice versa)

Person1: "Have you heard of Umbrath?" Umbrath/Dark Stealth
Person2: "No? What is it?"
Person1: (says def)
Person2: "Oh cool! Ill look forward to learning it."

by Wagenkopf February 16, 2020