stanley

A skinny ass jew loving muslim who loves to sit in back of the class wanking off to chicken, nugget, midget, gay porn. No one knows how stanleys are made but they are accounted for eminem thinking hes a rap god due to there retarded obsession towards him.

ugh i hate jews, stanley go away

by mac the peadophile August 19, 2018

Stanley Steamer

When two people on a cold winter day and/or night, go outside with a cup of warm/hot water and straw in hand. One of them pulls their butt out, while the other proceeds to put the water in their mouth, then blow into the anus of the other with the straw, then have it farted back into their face in a clean, warm, and steamy mist.

"My face feels so dry and itchy when it gets cold outside like this, would you mind giving me a Stanley Steamer?"
"You know what's better than sitting inside watching MTV's Teen Mom? Going outside and giving each other Stanley Steamers!!!"

by Themostgiftedpenis-of-them-all January 7, 2012

clit staple

1. a compound insult often used to bring down a tool, faggot, loser, etc. (basically, any one who's a huge cocksucker)

2. some have said it sounds like a clit piercing

3. not really sure

4. the new ass hat/ass clown (this one is brand new and has not been overused yet. spread this shit so it reaches from coast to coast).

sam (jokingly): cliff, you're such a fag
clifford: what??
mike (completely serious): YOU'RE A FUCKING CLIT STAPLE
clifford: ::speechless, walks away, sulking::

1st dude: shit i heard she's goin into the city to get her clit stapled
2nd dude: stupid bitch should stop being such a slut. fucking ho ho.

random person: EAT SHIT CLIT STAPLE

by MIKE MINUS (a.k.a. mike shadows) July 9, 2006

Stanley Street

A fucken sweet street. where fucken sweet people live. and also stanley can be used for the "Stanley Cup" in the nhl

I live on the best fucken street... stanley street.

by hockeyfromstanley October 18, 2008

Casual Stanley

one who feigns casualty when is actually self aware.

Do you think I acted like I was uncomfortable around him because we hooked up?
-No, you were a total casual stanley about it. You were cool as a cucumber.

by srose92 December 17, 2010

staple rot

Condition that occurs when one hoards staples and allows the "adhesive" in the staples to dry from disuse. This results in resistoring, phoning, and stapler jams.

Damn---I'm out of staples, so I have to use these old staples now. I bet all of them have staple rot!

by pentozali September 15, 2007

Stapey Berliner

The most disgusting, perverted sex act imaginable. So wrong, so twisted, and therefore so irresistibly tantalizing that a description cannot be stated for fear that the world itself will face eternal destruction from the fact that it will rock your socks' faces off.

If you really want to know what a Stapey Berliner is, ask Morgan Enos.

by thestapeyberliner April 20, 2009