Lemonade Squirts

Having unctrollable exertions of urine that can be very painful if the urination continues for too long of a time. This can also be compared to the 'trots'.

Yeah sorry man, I can't go out, I have the lemonade squirts.

by afablesotrue August 11, 2016

brain squirts

What begins as a "brain fart" or when you forget a thought, and you absolutely can't think of it, even hours later you still can't remember,it makes you so angry you scream and spit all over your windshield or bathroom mirror.

Johnny really couldn't remember what he had for lunch, he must have a case of the brain squirts.

by mrtreadwell February 13, 2017

No Squirt September

As boys have NNN girls have NSS.

Tanisha: Hey, Jane did you you pass the first day of No Squirt September?
Jane: No.

by obamaNiggerboy69420 February 18, 2021

back squirt

an audible and explosive shit

guy 1- “I beat my record longest back squirt after taco bell last night!”
guy 2- “awesome! i beat mine last week!”

by To it April 24, 2020

Hershey Squirt

A shit-fart.

Dude, I thought it was a fart but it was actually a Hershey Squirt!

by Missalimont May 21, 2018

Squirt Yurt

An Asian Massage Parlor that specializes in happy endings, especially one that features Mongolian women.

"After dining at the restaurant P.F. Chang's, I was dined upon at the Squirt Yurt H.J. Wang's."

by BigGrabby February 9, 2022

Squirt eyeball

I got squirt eyeball because my boyfriend was jacking off all over my face and it got all over my face and it got in my eyes so I got squirt eyeball

Squirt eyeball Is win your boyfriend is jacking off and some gets in your eye

by Dilly deli February 3, 2020