An occupation that requires too much schooling so you can “make people talk”. Also, helps neurologically impaired people swallow their food. Can play cards with dementia patients and push buttons of pictures on computers too.
Nurse: “Watch out if you don’t swallow that pill, I’m going to tell the Speech Language Pathologist.”
SLP: (Holding up a pen). What is this?
Patient: (pushes button with picture of a pen)
Computer : Says “Pen”
Patients Spouse: “You are the best Speech Language Pathologist.”
SLP: (Holding up a pen). What is this?
Patient: (pushes button with picture of a pen)
Computer : Says “Pen”
Patients Spouse: “You are the best Speech Language Pathologist.”
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Tweets sent whilst taking a shit. (Also in the forms: shweets, shweet-storm).
Similar etymology to shexting, and shwhatsapps: the act of sending text messages or WhatsApp messages whilst taking a shit.
Similar etymology to shexting, and shwhatsapps: the act of sending text messages or WhatsApp messages whilst taking a shit.
More early-morning shweets from the President today outline his policy agenda for the next 100 days.
Was on the toilet and decided to unleash a shweet-storm @continentaltire due to another flat!
Was on the toilet and decided to unleash a shweet-storm @continentaltire due to another flat!
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A very expressive word that means the same as sweet just used by people fangirling over something or just really amzed by something...
soccerchick01: " Hey gurl i saw Howl with no shirt on the other day!"
misthang33: "SHWEET!! I wanna see it!"
misthang33: "SHWEET!! I wanna see it!"
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sweet: An intensive used to express satisfaction, acceptance, pleasure, excellence, exaltation, approval, awe, or reverence.
and shwing:An exclamation used to describe sexual arousal in a male.
The combination of
sweet: An intensive used to express satisfaction, acceptance, pleasure, excellence, exaltation, approval, awe, or reverence.
and shwing:An exclamation used to describe sexual arousal in a male.
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