Spunkelunking

During fellatio, the act of penetrating the giver’s throat for ejaculatory purposes. First coined by Sex Nerd Sandra in the year of our lord, two thousand and eleven. spunkelunk spunkelunkee spunkelunker

Henry wasn’t sure if it was customary to ask before spunkelunking on the first date. He chose to ask first, and therefore got to enjoy a second date.

by @SexNerdSandra July 3, 2011

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Spunk-spike

When you spike something that resembles spunk (like shampoo) with a load of semen out of dislike for the person who uses the spiked fluid, i.e. your ex-girlfriends hair-conditioner.

Hey Bro, I spunk-spiked my teachers yogurt the other day while I was in detention, he deserved it for being such an idiot...

by McDanni December 15, 2011

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Spunk Nugget

Cum that is left floating in water after having sex in the shower.

I just fucked my wife in the shower and found some spunk nuggets.

by 1stTime March 8, 2013

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spunk-pad

A derogatory term to describe a tablet device.

'I'm never buying one of (insert company name here)'s stupid donkey spunk-pads, I have no desire to let them track me and I do not associate my self-worth with using the latest fad technology in public.'

by lostinsuburbia May 22, 2013

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