Sparkling water

Tastes like TV static. Absolute shit.

I saw someone on the road starving so I gave him sparkling water and said - “Andrew Tate will be pleased”.

by Ligament May 25, 2023

sporking hayden's mom

when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.

IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot

by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 13, 2023

shoveling snow in a blizzard

Doing something that is useless

Dude turned in his homework on time but has a 20% in the class, he’s shoveling snow in a blizzard

by Languist January 9, 2024

sparkling nigga

A nigga from planet 7BQF-Quintaxion with the power several niggas, with this power he/she has the power to turn any drink purple flavored to the human eye that person will look like they are lighting up or in other words sparkling

guys look in the sky its a sparkling nigga

by imdatperson November 8, 2023

Shoveling News

A bad faith news hit-piece, usually about something trivial, such as snow shoveling posture or the color of a suit.

Stems from the New York posts hit-piece on Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s shoveling posture during a severe snowstorm.

“politician wore a tan suit once! What a traitor!”
“ what a bunch of shoveling news.”

by JKwanDo January 28, 2026

Spoiling

When you are so kind to someone, it nauseates the wicked.

Person 1: I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ll keep you in my thoughts and prayers.

Person 2: Stop spoiling me! It’s time for me to grow up and move on.

Person 1: I got you this gift basket for the holiday.

Person 2: Stop spoiling me! Only babies deserve nice things.

by Poet678 February 18, 2026

Snorgeling

Lounging about in minimal clothing

Yo mate stop snorgeling around me

by Jdboss72 March 9, 2026