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spooner

A girl who lies next to a boy very closely, like two spoons. Usually on a bed accompanied by kissing.
Katie is such a spooner.
by Kituhn December 14, 2008
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golden spoon

noun
1. Douche bag advertiser who tries to reach the adolescent market by creating definitions for their product in the Urban Dictionary.
2. Douche bag Consumer who creates definitions for brand names in the Urban Dictionary.

verb
1. To hoodwink, swindle or con.
I thought it was going to be an entry about pissing on someone, but it turned out to be a golden spoon trying to peddle frozen yogurt.

There are too many golden spoons on Urban Dictionary as evidenced by the earnest entries found for Nike, iTouch, iPod, Gucci, j crew, ad nauseam.

I wish the editors of Urban Dictionary would purge all the bogus entries made by golden spoons along with all the rapid screeds that define exactly nothing.

I can't believe that guy golden spooned me into reading about consumer goods!
by lc13 October 25, 2007
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Spoon

1. A peice of cutlery or other such dining implement used to scoop food and sauces up. it can also be used for dessert.

2. To spoon someone is to cuddle up to them from behind (fully clothed) and hold them lovingly. contrary to popular belief, you cannot be a little spoon and still say you are spooning someone. only the big spoon can spoon.

3. As in "do you need a spoon?!" used to ask satirically if someone would like to use a spoon to get all the shit out of anothers arse more effectively. used when someone is being a kissarse
1.
T:Dinner bitch, pass the spoon!
BAG:i'm using the spoon!
T:don't make me mushroom slap you

2.
Ben was feeling pretty down, so i just lay there and sort of spooned him for a while.

3.
C: lets go to legoland
H: naaaah.
T: i agree, legoland sounds fun.
H: DO YOU NEED A SPOON?
by T.Dott February 4, 2009
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Spoon chest

A fairly common feature in males where ones chest lacks muscle development and, as a result, scoops inward; resembling the shape of a spoon.
Scrubs: JD when considering shaving his head "I have a sneaking suspicion that it won't work for me. I think it would accentuate my spoon chest (touches chest)"

"That guy definitely has a spoon chest"
by staunnett January 26, 2010
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soona

Soona is a beautiful and exotic sautéed mushroom.
The Soona I had yesterday was quite delectable.
by Ghdkahd April 22, 2014
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Spoon

Dude... If you don't stop, I'll fucking spoon you to death.
by MagicDonJuan November 28, 2004
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spoon

n. Slang for a glass pipe that has the same basic shape as a spoon. Like any other pipe, a spoon has the usual stem, in glass, that is connected to a quasi-deep, oval shaped bowl. These are the typical glass pipes one would find at a headshop.
Yo dude, get your spoon, it's time to blaze.
by Robyk10b November 29, 2006
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