The definition of a sphincter-marriage:
When someone loves your sphincter so much, it proposed to it. So they can have sex all the time. Mainly found in gay-marriage.
De definitie van een kringspierhuwelijk:
Als iemand zoveel van je kringspier houd dat hij ermee wil trouwen. Zodat ze veel seks kunnen hebben. Dit ziet men voornamelijk bij homo-huwelijken.
When someone loves your sphincter so much, it proposed to it. So they can have sex all the time. Mainly found in gay-marriage.
De definitie van een kringspierhuwelijk:
Als iemand zoveel van je kringspier houd dat hij ermee wil trouwen. Zodat ze veel seks kunnen hebben. Dit ziet men voornamelijk bij homo-huwelijken.
I love your sphincter, will it marry me?
I'm married with my boyfriends sphincter.
Ik houd van je kringspier, mag ik ermee trouwen?
Ik ben getrouwd met mijn vriend zijn kringspier.
kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage)
I'm married with my boyfriends sphincter.
Ik houd van je kringspier, mag ik ermee trouwen?
Ik ben getrouwd met mijn vriend zijn kringspier.
kringspierhuwelijk (sphincter-marriage)
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John: Oh shit, god damn, Newt Gingrich or Rick Santorum is about to become the next president of the United States!!?!
Sam: Reset your sphincter, dude, Barack Obama's gonna win easy.
Sam: Reset your sphincter, dude, Barack Obama's gonna win easy.
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Get the sphincter nipple mug.Similar to the word "Fist" in that it is both Verb and Noun, "The Master Splinter" by definition is a maneuver that requires a thumb splint to be done properly.
To have done The Master Splinter properly, one must first cover the splint in hot melted margarine and then proceed to forcefully inject said thumb+splint into the rectal cavity of a man or woman. This should be done with a running start to gain optimal momentum so you can then, as the "splintee" persay dives away, carry him/her down a Minimum Seven Yards of Slip'N'Slide.
The Master Splinter does hurt the "splinted" and "splintee" greatly as to one having a broken thumb and the other being so surprised. Thus the requiring of the margarine.
To have done The Master Splinter properly, one must first cover the splint in hot melted margarine and then proceed to forcefully inject said thumb+splint into the rectal cavity of a man or woman. This should be done with a running start to gain optimal momentum so you can then, as the "splintee" persay dives away, carry him/her down a Minimum Seven Yards of Slip'N'Slide.
The Master Splinter does hurt the "splinted" and "splintee" greatly as to one having a broken thumb and the other being so surprised. Thus the requiring of the margarine.
Gavin: "Did you see The Master Splinter last night?"
Todd: "What? We didn't play Turtles in Time last night.."
Gavin: "Noo.. Callum got his splinted thumb into someone and carried them all the way down our giant Slip'N'Slide!"
Todd: "How'd he get that thing in there? There's no way it could fit!"
Gavin: "I think he used margarine.."
Todd: "What? We didn't play Turtles in Time last night.."
Gavin: "Noo.. Callum got his splinted thumb into someone and carried them all the way down our giant Slip'N'Slide!"
Todd: "How'd he get that thing in there? There's no way it could fit!"
Gavin: "I think he used margarine.."
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